Shmekie
the bulge in most all jeans (mostly male jeans) that makes it seem like you have a b-n-r or hard-on
also spelled shmeky
tom was ember-ssed to see that the attention that the cute girls were giving him was not due to his looks or charm but to his overly apparent shmekie!
Read Also:
- Google Tax
the wages and productivity lost to organizations due to employees goofing off on google during work hours. “our company’s google tax is estimated to be nine percent of total payroll.”
- Goomba Effect
if you’ve ever seen the super mario bros. movie, then you’ve seen the giant goombas. the goomba effect is is wen the person’s head is abnormally small for their body, just like the goomba. hey miro, look over there, milker has the “goomba effect.”
- Shmice
the beautiful, yet rare coagulation of sh-t, mud and ice. usually found in cold, british winters. 1. “hey dude, is that sh-t on your shoe?”, “no it’s shmice tscheeeeeeeeeeeee”. 2. “hey man, did you see how bad england were at penalties?” “yeah, they were as good as shmice”. 3. “spiele mit die sh-t, spiele mit […]
- Licking The Turtle
when someone -j-c-l-t-s up someone else’s -ss, then waits for that person to take a sh-t, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of sh-t hanging out their -ss) then proceeds to lick the come off the sh-t. “i really fancy licking your turtle” “i dont know how to do it” “on’t worry with […]
- shmoffe
originates from the word shmeat. a delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males p-n-s. usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women. hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee? here you go harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.