slang nickname for a g-y mongoloid midget. talks about nothing but d-cks and usually drives a car it thinks is super fast that it redlines everywhere while yodelling and playing with d-ld-s. smokes nothing but reggie and snorts baking powder through a hollowed out black shlong. says thing like “we lit” and “savage” too much to try to be cool but is dying from g-y aids. trying to catch one of these little b-st-rds? don’t. shoot on sight to avoid -n-l slurpage.
does that midget need help reaching the top shelf?

no way that’s a shmela….it’ll ruphee you and f-ck your goldfish

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