shmelly
shmelly is when you f-ck a girl -n-ly and she ate mexican food so she sh-t’s on your d-ck and into her v-g-n-
d-mn that girl is shmelly,don’t ask how i know -sweat drip-
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- mariconpinga
a largely offensive description to call someone a sissy or coward. stop being a mariconpinga and face up to your problems.
- noassatall disease
a condition in which you have “no -ss at all”. do you suffer from no-ssatall disease?
- fake one for the team
to pretend to have fun at a boring event where everybody else seems to be having a blast (also useful during orgies when you can’t -rg-sm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves) i was sober at the reception and missing my girlfriend. needless to say, i faked one for the team. […]
- shtime
shtime: having a sh-t time. i was having such a shtime at the boring party.
- depussed
when one is sad about how little p-ssy he/she has gotten recently john is rather dep-ss-d today. i guess michele didn’t let him hit it last night.