Shmuck
the foreskin that is removed from the p-n-s during a circ-mcision is the correct definition of shmuck.
only a shmuck would would would stand up a woman on a date.
(yiddish)
a) a p-n-s.
b) an annoying person.
“i was planning this party for weeks, and this shmuck comes and ruined it !!”
(n) that portion of one’s p-n-s which is cut off during circ-mcision. a useless appendage.
man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the bank must feel like a real shmuck.
yiddish is origin very vulgar and means p-n-s and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases
oy, vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths
a stupid person, someone who is stupid adjective
you are a shmuck for pulling that stunt.
1. slang for p-n-s
2. an annoying person.
look at the shmuck on that horse!
a worthless excuse for a human being inept of usefulness in a drunken stupor of self existence…. so true infact that if ashton kutcher went back in time and killed said “shmuck”, he would be suprised to know that in the future there will be no consequences (ie. b-tterfly effect) for said individual and no significant change for the loss of their existence
guy #1: i would help you but im very busy today folding my eviction notice into a paper airplane….
guy #2: your a shmuck!
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