Shocktopus
interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like s-x torpedo. moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the v-g-n- leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the -ss or tickle the vag-n-s.
with a d-ck like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.
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