Shoeless Bro Jackson
a legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. this bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.
farmer: “what are you grinning at, you ghost?”
shoeless bro jackson: “if you build it… he will come, bro.”
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