Shortbus Martini


a tasty c-cktail made famous by the detroit band shortbus. it consists of equal parts gatorade (any flavor) and vodka (middle shelf). usually mixed and served in plastic gatorade bottles.
hey mouth…what’s the flavor of the day?
well bk, it’s a lemon-lime shortbus martini.

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