Shorts September
this is where you must wear shorts in september. no pants!! this is especially hard in places like michigan where the weather usually sucks.
it’s so frigid, i wish i could wear pants, but it’s shorts september.
random girl: why are you wearing shorts?
mal: because it’s shorts september!!
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