shotgun prom
1. similar to a shotgun wedding, a shotgun prom is where the male/female date is forced to go with the male/female counterpart a.) out of sympathy: the date is somewhat pathetic-sped, socially awkward etc; b.) is a family friend but is for whatever reason undesirable (consult definition a)
2. quite literally a shotgun prom. male’s parents force male to go with family friend/pathetic sympathy date in exchange for a shotgun for the male.
john: do i really have to go to that prom? this girl is soo undesirable.
parent: look. she’s a family friend. if you go we’ll buy you that 12 guage you’ve always wanted.
john: sh-t! fine i’ll go. this is a total shotgun prom
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