Shots Received


recently, many people have been saying “shots fired,” when someone gives a witty remark or serious burn. now, if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of one of these burns, you can say “shots received.”
evil friend: “your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.”

you: “ouch. shots received.”

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