shouldwood
when subjected to something that should give a male an erection, but does not. not true erectile dysfunction as it can occur in young and fully functioning men. often -ssociated with a time when a male wants to m-st-rb-t-, but cannot gain erection.
tom was looking at p-rn on his computer trying to m-st-rb-t- over busty milfs, but where his erection should be was only a shouldwood.
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