shower material scale
scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower
1- ugliest fattest person ever
2- semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates
3- eh your some what decent tred carefully
4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking
5-you are either really hot or really g-y and willing
hey jerome you see that guy over there he’s a total 5 on the shower material scale.
i bet he was g-y before he did time
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