showtum


the embarr-ssing situation when one (or both) of your t-st-cl-s hang loose from your baggy fitting shorts or underwear, esp. in public.
little did david know, as he posed for the family photograph, that his showtum was exposed for all to see. a p-ssing c-ckglancer could hardly believe his luck!

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