a ship between shrek (god) and kim namjoon (leader of bts)
did i mention it’s canon?
if you don’t ship it your uncultured
i w-nk to shrekmon
shrekmon makes me moist
- egress a hot mess
a gastrointestinal process in which feces is excreted from the -n-s. after eating a huge burrito for lunch i had to egress a hot mess.
a man that lives with one women till her momey runs out, then moves in with new woman with money. yes i heard his new girl is a nurse he can sponge off cause his last old lady the lawyer kicked his hobonogamous -ss to the curb. get a mug for your buddy paul.
the random, impulsive acts and movements of a person who is so high on methamphetamine that they no longer care about anyone or anything happening around them. look at that dude, he’s so high he doesn’t realize he’s scuttering right in front of those cops!
when your so high you cant read words correctly so you just start making up random words and submit them to urban dictionary so they can be actual words 💁 as we p-ssed the store i was sweefing so i couldnt make out the words on the sign. and instead of reading sweeping i read […]
a latino h-m-s-xual man still in the closet. usually middle aged and loves younger men. -“that nicaraguan guy is bi-curious.” -“no dude, he’s straight lag-yo” get a mug for your friend bob.