sweefing
when your so high you cant read words correctly so you just start making up random words and submit them to urban dictionary so they can be actual words 💁
as we p-ssed the store i was sweefing so i couldnt make out the words on the sign. and instead of reading sweeping i read sweefing and spent the next 10 min searching the internet for a deffinition of sweefing.
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