shrimp boating


the act of sucking -j-c-l-t- out of an -n-s through a straw. usually performed by h-m-s-xual men.
gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my -ss, i gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!

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