Shrivelly
the feeling one has when they hear/see/feel something they absolutely cannot stand often to the point where they cringe. some people also suffer from shrivelly “attacks”; involving spazzing out until comfortable again. it is believed to be a mental disorder.
– around the dinner table –
child: “mom, will you p-ss the..”
mom: ” -screeches fork against gl-ss plate-”
child: “ahhhh, mom!! wtffff!! you know that makes me so shrivelly!! -curls up in a ball & rocks back and forth for multiple minutes-“
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