Shufflebottom


having to contort one’s body whilst a woman is going down on you to prevent yourself from p-ssing gas – because you want to make sure she’ll keep going and you don’t want to scare her from ever doing it again.
after eating a bunch of deviled eggs for lunch earlier, bruce had to shufflebottom furiously while melissa was going down on him at the beach.

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