Siamese boyfriends


two guys who cannot function separately now that they are in a relationship
“do you think kyle would want my extra ticket to the beyoncé concert?”

“there’s just one ticket?”

“yup.”

“he probably would if he wasn’t dating zak. you know how it is with siamese boyfriends.”

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