side mitch

a male side b-tch who is happy to tag along as a side b-tch and nothing else. females usually treat them as objects instead of human beings, but the side mitch doesn’t care.
tiffany: hey did you go over to joe’s last night?

emily: no, i was too busy hanging out with my side mitch.

tiffany: oh my side mitch died from chlamydia last week. can i borrow yours?

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