sideburn chaser


1. anyone who follows elvis impersonators with hopes of being conquered by the king.
2. women of any age (but usually 60+) that fantasize about having s-x with elvis that will settle for an elvis impersonator.
i can’t believe all of the sideburn chasers that are here for the elvis convention.
1. anyone who follows elvis impersonators with hopes of being conquered by the king.
2. women of any age (but usually 60+) that fantasize about having s-x with elvis that will settle for an elvis impersonator.
i can’t believe all of the sideburn chasers that are here for the elvis convention.

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