Sidedish Boyfriend
a relationship status in which one performs all of the functions and roles of a boyfriend without any reciprocation of the emotional, romantic, spiritual, and physical intimacy that comes with a healthy relationship
john went to dinner with jennifer’s family
are they going out?
no, he’s just her sidedish boyfriend
what do you mean?
he’s like an escort that doesn’t get paid or get laid.
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