siew wei
a person with a p-ssion for tamagochi monsters, usualy of the chicken breed but on exception may be dinosaur.
in her main time struts the school with fake nails fake eyelashes and make up.
in her spair time pushes fat wedged in americans down flume shape tubes.
”have you seen my chicken? my homework needs done.”
1. do u know that girl siew wei
2. no, i said h-llo but she put on some shades and told me no to talk to her
a crispy duck with sea weed as garnish
can only be served to men with high incomes
1. man: can i order the siew wei please
2. waiter: is your american express black?
1. man 1: no
2: dont talk to me
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