silly enrique
similar to the dirty sanchez except after removing sh-t stained c-ck from -n-s you slap you girlfriend in the cheek leaving a poo dollop similar to that of the birth mark on enrique iglesias’ face
“i was going to give your girl a dirty sanchez, but she was begging for a silly enrique”
“knowing your mom would want to kiss after i laid the pipe to her, i opted for a silly enrique so i wouldn’t have to brush my teeth again.”
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