Silly Nanny

those individuals pertaining to a false sense of athleticism; description of individuals that exert themselves in a physical manner that can only be described as hysterical.

a silly nanny usually can be found on the intramural circuits of college campuses, physical education cl-sses, and family/friend parties or reunions. silly nannies are the first ones to offer their athletic skills (or lack there of) to any group sport or activity, but oddly enough are the last ones selected during the drafting process. silly nannies are globally known for unexplainable acts of physical aggresion during team or individual play that is only surmounted by the mental reasoning for those decisions. it usually results in comical effect. of course if you happen to be on the same team as a silly nanny, the comedy may park itself at the door and frustation, confusion, and the sudden urge to kill a silly nanny may take over. but do not worry, such feelingd of despair and hate have plagued many athletes of the human race throughout history.

see “bill buckner, boston red sox – game 6 of the 1986 world series”
joe: it’s a pop fly! just catch it and we win the game!
bob: oh no! its a fly ball to right field! that’s where we stuck melvin! we’re f-cked!
joe: what the h-ll is doin out there! why is his glove on his head? who picks both nostrils at the same time?
bob: he’s running in the wrong direction! why is hetrying to sabotage us?
(ball falls to the ground, melvin cannot find where it landed, second baseman runs out to field the ball. inside the park home run results in loss for joe and bob)
bob: g-dd-mn silly nanny! quick, fill these sacks with baseb-lls and lets take a trip out to right field.
pertaining to those individuals who possess a false sense of athleticism; description of individuals that exert themselves in a physical manner that can only be described as hysterical.

a silly nanny usually can be found on the intramural circuits of college campuses, recreational leagues, physical education cl-sses, and family/friend parties or reunions. silly nannies are the first ones to offer their athletic skills (or lack there of) to any group sport or activity, but oddly enough are the last ones selected during the drafting process. silly nannies are globally known for unexplainable and often unconstructive acts of physical aggression during team or individual play that is only surmounted by the mental reasoning for those decisions. it often results in comical effect that may lend use to such venues as america’s funniest home videos. of course if you happen to be on the same team as a silly nanny, you may not heed to the comedic and perplexing performance of the individual and instead experience overwhelming feelings of frustation, confusion, and the sudden urge to kill a silly nanny from where he or she stands. but do not worry, such feelings of despair and hate have plagued many athletes of the human race throughout history.

see “bill buckner, boston red sox – game 6 of the 1986 world series”
joe: it’s a pop fly! just catch it and we win the game!
bob: oh no! its a fly ball to right field! that’s where we stuck melvin! we’re f-cked!
joe: what the h-ll is doin out there! why is his glove on his head? who picks both nostrils at the same time?
bob: he’s running in the wrong direction! is he trying to sabotage us?
(ball falls to the ground, melvin cannot find where it landed, second baseman runs out to field the ball. inside the park home run results in loss for joe and bob)
bob: g-dd-mn silly nanny! quick, fill these sacks with baseb-lls and lets take a trip out to right field.