SIMB



standard issue mustard b-tt. usually occurs after taking a large growler then allowing your -ss to get sweaty. it is a very uncomfortable feeling that leads to an itchy -ss.
dusty just took a huge dump then went for a jog; he’s definately got simb now.

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