Simmy


an awesome person, a awesome friend one of the best you will meet.but is sh-t at life 🙂
man one of my friends is a total simmy, but i love her.
one who is perfect, flawless, seeming to have been meticulously engineered by someone.
“i hate the cullens, they are so beautiful, have tons of money, and they are so simmy…”
to kick someone within the crotial area with the intent to do bodily harm and severe harm to reproductive organs.(maybe be commited with a ‘steel’ toed boot.)
i simmy’d you b–tch!
perfect, flawless, seeming to have been meticulously engineered by someone
t: “i hate the cullens.”
n: “i know, they’re all so beautiful and their house is huge and- they’re just so f-cking simmy.
a group of people living in a false reality. usually, these are people that you are in contact with much more than you would like, but because of proximity or blood relation, you have no choice but to deal. try as you might to speak to them openly, you will fail because they simply live on a different plane… yet somehow in the same world.
everything was cool until james brought the effin’ simmies and creeped everyone the f out. no one could escape their weird conversations.
an overweight gorilla with severe flatulence.
that simmy is a right fat c-nt
who farted? it smells like simmy in here.
an original gangsta found in the streets of bundoora. simmy is the founder of simmy music© and has produced various beats for such artists as aeileon el nino, prince rasu, baby phil, josiah, etc.

simmy first rose to stardome in 2004 with the release of his no.1 smash single “ballanations yeah”. from then, his career has rocketed upwards. some highlights include working with aeileon, creating a 2pac mix tape and attending a bone thugs n harmony concert in sydney, australia in february 2007. from then on simmy gets ‘g’d up’whenever he hears – “be ready…be ready, for war’.

the inspiration behind simmy’s music is derived from the hip-hop group, bone thugs n harmony. other inspirations include his best friend r-b, who has supported simmy throughout his career.

his enourmous career hit a snag recently when his long-time lover and girlfriend, s-m-ne, broke off their relationship. simmy was distraught and found it hard to comprehend the situation. fortunately, the duo reconciled and agreed to stay friends. simmy recovered from his heartbreak with the help of many various close friends.

simmy’s current projects include mix tapes with biggie smalls, 2pac (even though he ceaces to exist), a mash-ups alb-m and projects with aeileon el nino and madeline.

simmy recently celebrated his sixteenth birthday, however he is yet to obtain a learners permit.
simmy simmy on da beats.

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