simpin
when a guy or girl are sprung on someone or something.
d-mn that girl i met last night’s got me simpin.
when a man a man shows alot of affection to a woman when he’s around her but acts as if she means nothing around his friends.
simpin -ss man to girl: oh baby i love you so much. i don’t know what i would ever do with out you..
simpin -ss man to his boys: man, i don’t need that b-tch she aieght in the sack but there’s other fish in the sea!!!
simps are in-genuine men who act friendly, but are really trying to buy into a women’s pants. they can be seen begging, being highly agreeable, and giving expensive gifts to a women they just met. when they inevitably get friend-zones, the simp becomes frustrated and declares”women only like -ssholes”.
john: “yesterday at the bar i spent all night complimenting and buying this random girl drinks.”
justin: “o wow your such a nice guy”.
john:” i know right!, yet i didn’t even give me any “thank you” s-x. she ended up going home with this -sshole instead.”
justin: “…smh!”
john: “i tell you man, simpin aint easy!
simple pimpin
a pimp who has 1 or 2 gurls
man that doesn’t know how to pimp.
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