when you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.
it usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate -ssholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they “love their oh-so-s-xy boyfriends/girlfriends” and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, can do, and blah blah.
n-body cares how great he/she is to you!! if you’re taken, and love your partner a lot, then good for you, but for goodness’s sakes, at least show some consideration for single people! some of these people may even be heartbroken ones, who have been abused by past partners, or just simply some that are sick of hearing about some stupid narrow-sighted people who only see either how “hot” their partner is, or how much money he/she has.
talk about your partner if you want to.. but.. just calm down about it. your life does not f-cking revolve around him/her, so don’t act like it.
single person: hi. i am single.
taken person: hiii! omfg i’m taken by omg the beeesstt guy evvveerrr!! he’s sooo cute and omfg we go to movies together and do french kisses and all!! yayyy flowers and ice cream and presents!!! he’s sooo awesome and makes me soooo happy!!!!
single person: -_-…. -walks away-
it means that you are alone not lonley
you maybe single but you are always surrounded with friends and family and you are a stronger person not to be scared to venture life, yourself
the best d-mn feeling in the world! independent & free!
“whatcha gonna do tonight?….”
“whatever the h-ll i want… im single!”
being single’s not that bad hehe
by : jeff foxworthy
to feel like the bird in the sky.
to be single,its a great idea to feel the life.
a cd that usually has around half the tracks of a normal one.
why pay full price for half the music? i hate singles and eps.
the best thing in a relationship. there might be little disadvantages with being single but there are many advantages being single. see below.
-you can go wherever the h-ll you want to go
-one word: independence
-you can have a crush on anyone
-no relationship fights and stuff
-i think there are more…
some people say being in a relationship is the happiest thing for a person, but being single is just as equal to that.
the act of a male attempting to -ssert alpha dominance through an act of rage. douche: raaaaawwww, i’m a man! normal person: oh wow, that guy is alphfuricious! check out how dominant he is…..bahahahaa! fail!
- A load in the hand is worth two in the bush
pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of b-st-rd children. person a “don’t worry buddy, you may look like an -ss, but remember: “a load in the hand is worth two in the bush” parson b “true dat”
when something is especially amazing. daft punk is amazan
a particularly sloppy and creamy monstrosity laid upon or in the throne by an unlucky victim. this thing is more liquid-like, and thus more likely to float in your toilet bowl, than regular dumps. peter: i’ve just had a donner jimmy! jimmy: you’re gonna be regretting that mate! peter: i know, i can feel a […]
turisas is the best viking/pagan/folk metal band ever in the world. they r from finland. their 2004 alb-m is called in battle and is a great masterpiece of the genuine battle metal genre!!! hailz turisas! listen to turisas! turisas is a war god worshipped especially in the häme region in finland before christianity. the problem […]