S:K Ratio
sock to kn-b ratio, days out of the week that you’re unable to sleep in your dorm because your roommate is having s-x in your bed, often indicated by a sock on the doorkn-b.
“hey, pat, you look tired, what’s up?”
“my roommate’s giving me a 4:7 s:k ratio”
“ouch dude”
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