skank license


the license given to women who have proven their sk-nkish abilities. if women are sk-nky enough, they attain a sk-nk license. if the women are sk-nks, but stop being sk-nks for any reason, they will be in violation and must be told to bend over in some guys face immediately, or -ssume some other sk-nk like task. it is up to sk-nk police to enforce these laws (sk-nk police are young males with no barometer for quality in females).
“look at that chick with her t-tties all mashed together and her -ss hanging out of her skirt. if she doesn’t sit on that guys lap soon, she’s gonna lose her sk-nk license.”

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