Skankatron Thunderdome
a social gathering place where unusually self absorbed, extremely shallow men and women gather to compete with each other in order to score the best possible s-xual partner. characteristic traits of such an establishment would be text message walls, abercrombie dresscode, and the tangible disdain for anyone present that is not exclusively looking for s-x.
me: so, i went to that club the other night. it took me twenty minutes to get a drink because the bartender was too busy trying to get the numbers of the only three women there that weren’t already busy dryhumping.
friend: …how many times did the dj play “low”?
me: about eight. in two hours.
friend: dude, you ventured into the sk-nkatron thunderdome.
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