Skankmatress
adj.
skaen-k-mater-ress.
ie. one who’s entire purpose is to be slept on.
the final stage of the ‘weber-marshall scale’ of loosology.
once a hussiebucket reaches epic proportions of promiscuity, they will undergo the one final evolution, becoming sk-nkmattress.
origin: invented by manon weber to describe the seedier side of east coast pop-culture clique members.
luke: “ahahaha what a hussiebucket!”
manon: “no way! she’s a full-on sk-nkmatress!”
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