skeet sheetz
special blend of blankets and sheets used during s-xual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids… so u don’t soak up the mattress…because towels don’t work
wife: i’m h-rny and the kids are sleep
husband: ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don’t climax all over the cushions again
wife: lol ok 😊!!!!!! it’s not my fault tho
husband: i kno… now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
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