skeeter
1. though thought to be blue, skeeter valentine was indeed black. the only man who could beat box, brake dance, and wear mc hammer pants in a cartoon show through the early – mid 90’s. the only other blue-violet colored person on the show, “bee bee”, was skeeter’s girlfriend at a point, and she was so black she was purple, thus making her haitian.
2. one who ejaqulates.
doug: man i don’t know how to dance.
skeeter: let me show you doug -dances-
doug: am i doing it right now?
skeeter: nope. heh heh!
doug: why can you dance and i can’t?
skeeter: because i’m black.
one who skeets (-j-c-l-t-s) constantly, a light blue friend of doug funny’s with spikey hair, red shoes, yellow shorts, red shirt and a blue vest
“yo skeeter stop skeeting all over the place, me and patty are trying to get down…go skeet on porkchop, he’s in his igloo.”
a small, bloodsucking insect such as a mosquito.
hank, watch out for them dang old skeeters, they itch like a b-tch when they gitcha.
anyone named peter who enjoys -j-c-l-t-ng in his own hair.
g-d d-mn it peter have you been shampooing with your s-m-n again! you smell like one handed s-x you f-cking skeeter!
a drunk in a bar that “don’t take kindly” to anything.
skeeter: hey! eight-year old! we don’t take kindly to your types in here!
barkeep: now, calm down, skeeter. they ain’t hurtin’ n-body.
skeeter: no! approaches stan i wanna know som’in’ from mr. i’m eight years old here! how come you types are always wearin’ them funny padded shirts in the winter?!
stan: …coats?
barkeep: now, skeeter, i don’t want no trouble.
patron with hat: pointing at stan we don’t take kindly to your types around here!
stan: dude, what the h-ll is going in?!
cartman: did you guys see a big panda bear in here, or not?
skeeter: pounds the counter we don’t take kindly to panda bears!
stan: well, we don’t take kindly to you!
patron with hat: pointing at stan well, we don’t take kindly to folks that don’t take kindly around here.
those stretchy little pants that girls try to wear as real pants, but aren’t actually pants at all.
camilla, why don’t you put something on over those skeeters. you look like a ho.
a mosquito (an abbreviation of mosquito)
those pesky skeeters are everywhere.
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