skert into the bowling ball
when a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body m-ss of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as james bond in casino royal
individual 1: “skert into the bowling ball lol.”
individual 2: “ahahahaha, i hope the car is alright lol.”
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