the act of sticking genitalia into a slinkies, and then skrewing the slinky into a partner’s -n-s
im going to skloink you tonight baby.
verbal surgery performed on a husband by his wife when she feels he needs to know he is wrong about something. bob accidentally p-ssed the freeway exit to the mall, and the next thing he knew he was receiving an emergency correctomy.
- hitler did nothing wrong
the meaning of life because it was just a prank bro! hey hitler did nothing wrong hitler did nothing wrong, he just saved germany at all cost. also hitler loved pandas, who doesn’t love pandas?! i just think hitler did nothing wrong. ikr pandas are cool
- so so
acronym for “significant other show-off”. the kind of person that flaunts their relationship status and treats it more as an accessory than anything. they pretty much make their relationship about 90% of their personality. this is the person who makes it very clear that they are already taken before you can even introduce yourself. everything […]
- Morning Meat
when you wake up with a b-n-r wow this morning i woke up with a morning meat
- monger dance
the motion that is deliberately made by a man’s erect p-n-s “jumping” around during a m-ssage. one m-ssage therapist to another: ” i just finished that man’s m-ssage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up.”