skuz monkey


a skuz monkey can be defined as a mischievous monkey that steals from other monkeys and people in order to better serve himself. he frequently partic-p-tes in ritualistic dancing and these rituals is thought to be the reason behind this monkeys elusive demeanor. when the skuz monkey feels threatened it is also not unheard of for them to use fire as a line of defense.
a brief history of the fall of marvao

jason and peter were farmers, bringing in the harvest from another successful year when all of a sudden they found themselves in unfamiliar territories.

“jason! watch the food cart it is said that this is skuz monkey territory! ”
-cries from the distance — oh – wah wah wah-
“oh god jason — there every where .. get the guns — get the guns!”
“wah wah wah wah wah”
– cries getting closer and the ritualistic dance ensues –
“i see the b-st-rd – shoot shoot”
” its no use peter — back to the village, back to the village!”

as jason and peter tried to take down the skuz monkeys their attempts ended up to be futile and ended up running back to the village for back up and support. the skuz monkeys followed the men all the way back to the village and wielded sharp branches and stones as ammo for their attack . as the monkeys proceeded into the city they took it over with nearly no resistance — they than continued to danced to the middle of the city where they began to throw all of there sticks into a pile and set it on fire. they then performed a ritualistic dance as the great fire started to intensify.

as the fire engulfed all major huts and crops — the monkeys continued on there torment path as they proceeded to rape and pillage the rest of their village until it was destroyed. rumor has it that those skuz monkeys also danced until every last woman and children were raped and every hut or property was destroyed.

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