Skwamer


pr-nounced sk-wah-mer

a name given to a girl that lies about partying in an attempt to make herself appear cool, thus giving guys whatever they want. she’s a sh-t talker, liar and sl-t. she always has to have at least one person following her.
girl: see that girl?
guy: yeah…
girl: she’s a total skwamer.
guy: she’s only f-cked, like, 5 guys when she was single. big deal.
girl: you’ve just proven my point.

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