skyline slider
when someone spoons some of cincinnati’s finest chili into the ole t-rd hole and proceeds to have -n-l s-x.
with their s-x life starting to feel dull again jack and jill had already tried just about everything they could. jill felt as though she had no choice but to give ’em the ole skyline slider.
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