Skypejob
cooperative video masturbation via skype. choking the rooster while she plays with her pie and milkshakes over the interwebs.
person 1 – “what did you do last night?”
person 2 – “i got a skypejob from my girlfriend.”
person a – “guess what i did last night.”
person b – “what?”
person a – “i met this girl on facebook last week and she gave me her skype name. i called her up last night and she gave me the best skypejob i’ve ever had.”
person b – “f-ckin’ sweet!”
1. a skypejob is partaking in any s-xual activity, especially stripping, with another person through skyping, or online video chatting.
boy 1: hey, what did you do last night?
boy 2: got a f-cking skypejob from this b-tch
boy 1: a skypejob? what’s that?
boy 2: she stripped and showed me her t-ts.
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