Slacktitude


the apt-tude you have while slacking; the apt-tude of a slacker
sloathfulness, or carelessness while learning;the ability to learn (or not)and still slack
“the slackt-tude that got me into ap chemistry was the same slackt-tude that got me kicked out of ap literature in highschool.”

“hey coomer, can you work a little faster!? we are in a war…”

“hey sir, i’m working to the best of my slackt-tude, i think i have mtbi or ptsd :-p”

“i think you just lost your god given givash-ttery soldier”

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