Slag Shorts


shorts that are so short they are wedged in the -ss crack and the wearer’s -ss cheeks are totally hanging out
a: ‘ew! that girl’s -ss was hanging out of her shorts!’
b: ‘like slag shorts?’
a: ‘yeah!’

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