Slipknot Bitch
one of those groupies that listens to the talented, yet very creepy metal bands that wear scary masks and try to be scary.
slipknot lead singer “graaaw!!!! eeeeer!!! scaaaarrryyy!!!! looook aaat myyy m-ssk!”
people in crowd “aaaaah! those stupid -ss masks are scary!”
person in back “why the h-ll did you drag me here, tom? i am not becoming a slipknot b-tch. those masks are f-cking r-t-rded.”
tom “you know what, now that i think about it… they are gay. let’s go home and listen to some serious band.”
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