Slam Metal


slam met-l
perhaps the most brutal form of music to ever exist in this universe, slam metal will violently and repeatedly rape your eardrums with heavy guitars, un-discernible brutal vocals, and hard hitting dual b-ss drum blast beats. it’s not for everyone.

famous quotes: “behead those who insult slam”
also known as:
slamming brutal death metal, brutal slamming death metal, and slam death metal
“d-mn this slam metal band is f-cking brutal, tom”
“bob, slam is f-cking horrible”
“tom, you’re just a p-ssy”
-beheads tom-

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