sneezure


(n) when a person sneezes more than 3 times in a row.
jack: -sneeze- -sneeze- -sneeze- -sneeze- -sneeze-
robert: whoa! jack you’re having a sneezure!
kyle: yea it must be allergy season.
repet-tive sneezing; five or more. also see grandma sneezures.
my sneezures are so bad i almost past out from lack of oxygen.
to sneeze several times uncontrollably, as though having a seizure.
my brother who has allergies woke me this morning when he was having one of his sneezures.
rapid repet-tive sneezing over (5+ sneezes) a period of less than 10 seconds. can be measured in sps (sneezes / second)
after taking a huge sniff of the moldy wall, i had a 9 sps sneezure, which was my most intense sneezure to date.
a full-body spasm caused by a violent sneeze. flailing arms and/or legs often wreak havoc to anyone or anything within reach.
rocky knocked his books off the table, due to a particulary violent sneezure.
repet-tive sneezing, a sneezing attack, sneezing 5+ times in a short time
emma couldn’t stop sneezing, she was having a sneezure!
when a person sneezes more than 6 times in a row for no apparent reason.
dude are you alright? you seem to be having a sneezure, bobby.
an uncontrollable fit of sneezing
after snorting a line of pepper, richard had a sneezure.

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