slampooned
when you get slammed (hammered, drunk, ect…), and also get some “poon”. the phrase is growing in dmv area universities, and has even been heard in carolina schools.
jacob: who’s ready to get slampooned?
todd: i’m already slammed, so we just need some poon
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