slap your girl dick in the butter dish
to unapologetically come out as trans in a setting where you were “p-ssing.”
victoria: i want to come out to my boyfriend’s family while we’re there for thanksgiving, but i’m not sure the best way to do it.
jessica: hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl d-ck in the b-tter dish.
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