Slapjack

the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on ones hand and then slapping another person in the face.
today i gave melinda a slapjack after that b-tch ate the last hot pocket.
mixed alcoholic beverage originating in bellingham, wa. created by mixing one gallon jug of carlo rossi pisano wine, one bottle md 20/20 orange jubilee b-m wine, one bottle andre extra dry champagne, and one can orange concentrate. serve luke warm.
d-mn joe, you’re f-cked up! what did you have to drink? – jesse
oh, you know. just a jug of slapjack! – joe
the action of a naked man shimmying side to side, like a washing machine agitator, causing his d-ck to thwack against his thighs.
she woke to the dulcet sounds of her husband doing slapjacks by the bed.
the act of slapping your d-cks together until one person gets a b-n-r. the person who gets the b-n-r wins the bet.
want to play slap jacks to settle the tab.
a “homeless” person who lives on the street.the one with no teeth,dirty as h-ll,and talks to himself outloud while making no sense at all.sleeps on a piece of cardboard
in downtown san francisco,you will see many “slapjacks” on the street during the “wee” hours of the morning.
a game similar to the cl-ssic punch buggy. every time one sees a yellow vehicle, they slap the person next to them and say “slapjack!”

originated from oshawa.
-yellow car drives past-

girl: slapjack! -slaps friend-
after you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your c-m filled hand.
once i was done jacking off, i nutted in my hand and then i ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!

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