slashed
think ‘slashed tires’ – hence the origin of the word. slashed is the opposite of wheelz; it means having no wheelz or being overall awkward with girls (or guys!)
dude … you are so slashed, it’s not even funny.
a word to describe extreme intoxication.
the word was discovered by the american alcohol specialist evan nelson, who, upon consumption of m-ssive amounts of hard liquor, accidentally combined the words sloshed and smashed to describe himself.
usually slashed would be used to describe someone who can no long make intelligent verbal comments.
“dude, how do you feel?”
“dude…. i’m so… fuuuccckkkkk…. nyah…. slashed…..!”
scottish term used to describe being cut with a knife or blade.
ned: here mate, want slashed?
ned 2: bolt ya rocket.
to destroy/annihilate somebody or something in a compet-tion.
dude, i just slashed you in arm wrestling.
when you’re high and drunk at the same time
yo bruhh i’m so f-cking slashed right now.
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